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Library Journal's Pick of the Month! Noire's Stone Cold Liar!

PICK OF THE MONTH
minklarueOrangeReviewStar Defending Your Castle | African American Fiction (And More!)Noire. Stone Cold Liar: The Misadventures of Mink LaRue. Dafina: Kensington.
Noire (Dirty Rotten Liar; Red Hot Liar) once again makes it a pleasure to spend time with that sneaky Mink LaRue, now living in Texas but still Harlem to the bone. Pay no mind to that apprehensive feeling this series might be growing stale. Noire keeps things moving by grabbing our attention in the first paragraph: “Me and Big Suge got buck-naked and alligator-wrestled around in his big ol’ bed.” From that you-go-girl tryst we’re off and running and nobody has sass like Mink who calls herself “Harlem’s number one stunna.” She just might be all that as she has the entire Dominion clan and their wealth on lock. Of course there’s trouble all over the Texas prairie including kidnapping, torture, revenge, harsh beat downs (both male and female), and smoking weed but not for medicinal purposes. Buckle yourselves in. This is one wild ride. VERDICT Noire has created one of the liveliest urban fiction series headed by a most memorable protagonist. Fans will get a hoot out of the biting insults and dark humor marking practically every page. This is a no-brainer purchase. If you haven’t already done so, collect the whole set.

Noire has a new deal at Book Bub!

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Noire has a new deal
 
 
Natural born liar by noire and kensington publishing corporation  

Natural Born Liar

By Noire
 
$1.99   Originally $5.99
Available through July 31
 
 
 
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What happens when beautiful, 20-year-old petty thief and ex-stripper Mink LaRue finds out she’s a dead ringer for the age-progressed photo of the missing oil heiress Sable Dominion?
Harlem-born Mink LaRue makes a beeline... Read More >

The Queen of Urban Erotica Presents B4 the G-Spot: The Legend of Granite McKay

         
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The Queen of Urban Erotica Presents
B4 the G-Spot: The Legend of Granite McKay

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Prequel to G-SPOT, the #1 Bestselling Urban Erotic Tale

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"I didn't come to Harlem riding shotgun...I came packin one!"

GRANITE "G" MCKAY

It's not a series it's a SAGA!

THE PREQUEL OF THE YEAR IS HERE!
Meet the Man and the Myth,
The Lover and the Legend,
The Kingpin and the Killer,
The Gangsta who put the G in G-Spot,
The TRUE King of Harlem...
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WARNING!
This here ain’t no romance it’s an urban erotic tale
These gutter plots I drop will have you biting off your nails!
A menace has arrived, a terror Harlem’s never seen
He started from the bottom and turned a dollar into a dream!
Before the ballin and the stuntin and the sexin and the flexin,
Brutal vision and ambition is how this gangsta manifested!
So let’s stand up and salute the ruthless boss who paved the way,
Let’s go back B4 the G-Spot to: The Legend of GRANITE McKAY!
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In the beginning…
Have you ever played Russian roulette with the Devil? Did you post up at the front end of his burner and stare that fuckin bullet down? Did you roll the dice with your life, ready to pay the cost no matter how high it might be? And when that trigger popped, did you catch that bullet between your teeth and snap that shit in half?
Check me out. I didn’t come to Harlem riding shotgun. I came packin one!
And I wasn’t gonna stop spraying until I had every block in the city on lock. Believe me, failure wasn’t an option. Weaknesses, I had none. It was the gun or the grave for this nigga right here. I had my guts and my fists, and I was either gonna do…or I was gonna die!
Now available in Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords formats!
Read an excerpt from B4 the G-Spot here!
B4 the G-Spot will also be available in paperback format soon!
Be sure to get your copy from NoireStore.com.
Want to become an Urban Ambassador for Noire?
Join Noire Black's Fanpage on Facebook
And we'll tell you how to get on our Street Elite team!
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Become one of Noire's Urban Ambassadors for a chance to win free Noire gear!
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Noire Music Group and Reem Raw Radio
Get to know the artist behind the lyrics in Noire's Urban Erotic Tales!
First we brought you the SoundTrack to
THONG ON FIRE by Reem Raw
Now get to know Reem Raw up close and personal!
Reem Raw's new album is now available on Amazon.com!
Reem Raw Radio is now live on Noire's Youtube Channel! Look out for upcoming announcements!
Check out how Reem Raw has parlayed his lyrical genius from music to acting and now expanded his penmanship as an author!
Read an excerpt from his collab with Noire on their upcoming novel
A NEW YORK STATE OF MINE! at the end of B4 the G-Spot!
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Flirty Dirties by NOIRE

Some like it HARD and some like it HOT!

Enjoy your favorite "Flirty Dirty" by Noire and be sure to stay tuned for the release of RED HOT LIAR on December 30th!
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COMING SOON:

YOUNG HOOD: Manchild in the Killing Fields An Urban Erotic Tragedy
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COMING SOON:

G-Spot Reloaded: THAT BITCH JUICY! A Flirty Dirty Quickie
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Noire's G-Spot 2: The Seven Deadly Sins Holiday Box Sets Are Now Available for Nook and Kindle



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G-Spot 2: The Seven Deadly Sins Holiday Box Set (Pride, Betrayal, and Greed)
Seasons Greetings Urban Erotic Readers!
Get your holiday season started right with G-Spot 2: The Seven Deadly Sins, now available in three special Holiday Box Sets!
The Deadly Sins usually sell for $4.99 each, but for a limited time you can get each of the three sets for $9.99, which means one book is FREE!
The 3rd Box Set includes an Original Noire Twist Alternate Ending with exciting twists and turns delivered in classic Noire fashion that is sure to leave you gripping the edge of your seat!
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G-Spot 2: The Seven Deadly Sins Holiday Box Set (Envy, Lust, and Trickery)
As a special bonus, the 3rd Box Set ALSO contains an excerpt called "Chronicles Of Crooklyn" taken from A NEW YORK STATE OF MINE! the upcoming five-part urban serial banga that's sure to cause havoc on the literary scene. Penned by Noire and up-and-coming writer and lyricist Reem Raw, "Chronicles of Crooklyn" is a perfect holiday treat for Noire's readers and fans.
So download your Holiday Box Set today and show some love by giving this sure-fire stocking stuffer for the holidays. Available now on Kindle, and soon on Nook!

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G-Spot 2: The Seven Deadly Sins Holiday Box Set (Revenge, Alternate End, & Chronicles of Crooklyn)
WARNING!
This here ain't no romance
It's an urban erotic tale,
Slimy double-crossers
Settin' rivals up to fail!
If PRIDE is the mother,
Then BETRAYAL is her son.
GREED is steady feenin' hard,
And ENVY packs a gun!
LUST will have you drippin'
TRICKERY will make you cringe,
But out of all the Deadly Sins,
The sweetest is REVENGE!

G-Spot 2 is a sexy street novel told in seven parts. Each installment of the series is woven through an urban principle of the Seven Deadly Sins.
Keep riding the train,
Black
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